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        I live in portmouth. Home of the royal navy. It has drunken sailors. Sober sailors. Occasionally lots of very drunk American sailors.. Who if any are reading I advise that they avoid British beer as it's stronger than they are used to and they make idiots of themselves.

       We also have rich bits. Poor bits. Pretty bits. Scary bits. Nice people. Not so nice people. All the usual stuff.

       We do have a great local mental health service. Not a lot of people know that about my hometown.